Bognor Birdman

The Bognor Birdman event first started on the South coast of Britain in Selsey in 1971, where a prize was given for anyone who could fly the grand distance of 50 yards. Nobody managed it! After a few years the event started to attract quite a crowd and in 1978 the term Bognor Birdman was coined when the event moved to Bognor Regis. Why Bognor Regis is open to debate - perhaps it was some forward thinking person at the local council - perhaps it's because the sea has a strong incoming tide to help bring people back to the beach, perhaps it is because one of the original competitors came from Bognor, it certainly isn't because it is an easy place to get to. Anyway, the event has evolved and gets ever more popular. Every year a collection of brave daring men and women dress up in bizarre outfits and become Bognor Birdmen. They compete against one another by trying to fly through the air the furthest. Some people would say that they are just a bunch of adventurous nutters who jump off the end of a pier and end up getting cold and wet when they land in the sea. Either way, it's a fun event which benefits a number of good causes.

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Bognor Birdmen

The event gets bigger and bigger every year but the, ahem, "organisers" at the ludicrously named Arun District Council restrict the numbers of Bognor Birdmen taking part! Helf and Safety for you. Although these local government workers would struggle to get a job outside of the public sector, they feel they can restrict people having fun. How mistaken are they? They cannot stop people having fun, and taking part - so the event has found a new home down the road in Worthing. Today the birdmen of Bognor event is very popular and has a tremendous following with many nationalities taking part and the whole event attracts media interest from all around the world. Many spectators go along for a day out in the sunshine and take great pleasure in seeing people jump off a pier. The spectators also witness a number of 'professional' Bognor Birdmen who make quite an effort at seriously trying to fly! These brave souls are normally unhitched extreme sports types and/or experienced hang gliding types who generally don't mind having their hang glider get trashed when it crashes into the sea!

The Bognor Birdmen event also attracts serious international competitors and in 1984 German Harold Zimmer flew 57.8 metres and walked away with £10,000 so it's not all totally batty! In fact, during the 1980s the event was dominated by the Germans and by 1990 the record stood at an incredible 71 metres. Also in 1990 the Germans took 1st, 2nd and 3rd places.

These days if anyone "flies" 100 metres, the prize is a cool £25,000 - about 40,000 US Dollars !

Although Carl Christensen made a valiant attempt in 1999, and won the prize for best fancy dressed Bognor Birdman, but his magic flying carpet stalled so he did not fly too far - something like 5 metres, so he was some way short of the record distance. The current unbroken record which stands at a staggering 89.2 metres, was set in 1992 by a local lad, Dave Bradshaw.

International Birdman 2014

Bognor Birdman 2014 could be the biggest ever, and let's hope the local Arun District council do not try and wiggle out of staging the event, as they have done in recent yeasr simply handing the event on a platter to Worthing - the excuse - ludicrous PC elf and safety issues. As the popularity of the event has spread, more people want to come and watch and see who will be the crowned best International Birdman 2014. Of course, everyone who takes part will have fun, and as the cliché goes, everyone will be a winner at the International Birdman 2014 event. The day will as always be popular for the spectators, the competitors, their friends and families. Maybe if the council get their act together they could stage a successful Birdman 2014, but don't hold your breath. They seem to forget that Bognor is more famous for its Birdman competition than it is for anything else - including the local Butlins.

Bognor Birdman Competition

If you are considering being a competitor, please bear in mind it isn't really a competition in the normal sense of the word. Sure there will be a winner, so it is a competition, but very few of the people who take part are in with a chance of winning the event. Most people taking part in the Bognor Birdman competition are well meaning folks, trying to do their bit for charirty, and have no intention of winning the competition. They are doing it primarily for fun. That is not to say that people taking part are not competitive, it's more that they are fun loving nutters.